Day 14 – Friday, 12 April

Baby Tots Group

Our playgroup is for parents, carers & childminders to come, meet & play. Come have a cuppa and chat while your babies play with lots of fun toys. We have water play, train set, bikes, cars, doll house, books to sit & read to your children in a quiet area and a garden to play outside when it’s warm. Free fruit provided for children. At lunchtime, we all sit at the table and eat together. Most weeks we provide free lunch but we also have a kitchen with microwave. See https://m.facebook.com/groups/277503355749114 for more details.

Telegraph Hill Centre, Narthex

Free

11:00am – 2:30pm 

Murder Me Too – Interactive Murder Mystery

To celebrate the Festival’s Silver Jubilee, Murder Me Too by Susan Edwards is a reworking of the first ever Festival Murder Mystery written in 2002, updated and revised for 2019 with never-before-seen material.

It is May 6th, 1913. War is in the offing, women campaign for the vote and Dr Bernard Gladstone, Freudian psychoanalyst, finds his authority challenged at home and professionally. When the church burns down after a suffragettes meeting, the household is thrown into turmoil…Watch events leading up to a murder in this intimate site-specific interactive promenade performance then, guided by the detective, interrogate the suspects over a glass of wine to apprehend the perpetrator. No previous experience needed!

The performance involves a short walk and standing throughout so may not be suitable for people with limited mobility.

Meet in the Telegraph Hill Centre Foyer

£15(£8)

7:00pm – 8:30pm

Synth Jam

Synth Jam is an improvised music event for electronic music creators, connected through a PA system for the work to be enjoyed by an audience. The evening will consist of a number of varied themes and styles and there will be an opportunity for audience members to participate alongside the creators and get hands-on experience of what it’s like to jam in a live electronic environment. Attendees have the choice of being a creator or an audience member which must be specified when purchasing a ticket. Creators must have their own instruments. Creator places will be limited. Let’s Jam!!

The Hill Station

Free

8pm – 11:00pm

Books Quiz

James Walton, writer and host of Radio 4’s books quiz The Write Stuff, presents a bespoke punter-friendly quiz for the Telegraph Hill Festival. Come in teams of 3-6 to pit your literary wits against your neighbours — and expect questions on anything from Dan Brown to Graham Greene, Mr Darcy to Mrs Tiggy-Winkle. For that authentic pub-quiz feel, drink will be served, and there are even prizes for the winners.

The Telegraph
Dennett’s Road, SE14 5LW (Upstairs)

£3(£2)

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8:00pm – 9:30pm

The Sound of La La

La La Piano Bar is a New York style pop-up piano bar hosted by David Roper from 4 Poofs and a Piano and the voluptuous Lady La La. They bring together a fantastic line-up of celebrity, West End and a host of local talented singers.
The event is an experiential show based on ‘New York piano bar meets Berlin’s cabaret clubs’ with vocal indulgence from some amazing singers with inclusive sing-alongs and audience requests, and appeals to all ages.
La La Piano Bar has taken its magic up and down the country from Leeds to Manchester, Brighton and even to Barcelona to a large international show. They have also played at various festivals such as Brighton Fringe, Brockley Max, Telegraph Hill, Pie Eyed festivals and entertained large crowds.
Book early to avoid disappointment and be prepared to sing all night!

There will be food available too; bread, cheese and accompaniments on platters from the Hill Bakery, purveyor of artisan breads, farm-made cheese and a whole lot more.

Telegraph Hill Centre, Narthex

£12 (£8)

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8:00pm – 11:30pm